Monkey In The Plane

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Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. (http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/monkey-in-the-plane.html)


The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.



Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"


Monkey: "Tying their belts"


Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"


Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"


Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"


Monkey: "Checking the system"


Officer: "What were you doing?"


Monkey: "Looking for my people"
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Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?" (http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/monkey-in-the-plane.html)


Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"


Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"


Monkey: "Serving the travelers"


Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"


Monkey: "Handling the steering"


Officer: "What were you doing?"


Monkey: "Eating & throwing"



Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"


Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"


Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"


Monkey: "Make up"


Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"


Monkey: "Handling the steering"


Officer: "What were you doing?"


Monkey: "Nothing"



Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"


Monkey: "All were sleeping"


Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"


Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"


Officer: What were you doing?


Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !



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(http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/monkey-in-the-plane.html)Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


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